"My Goal Is to Get High and Stay There" — Unisex T-Shirt

This rugged Hanes Beefy cotton tee carries a cheeky, slightly rebellious message in bold white type — a nod to last-minute backyard BBQs, late-night road trips, and anyone who laughs at stoner movies. The classic crew neck sits comfortably under a jacket. Soft, smooth fabric and a relaxed fit let this shirt move with you through warm evenings around the grill, music-fueled festivals, and casual weekend hangs. Wear it when you want to provoke a grin, break the ice, or lean into playful, smoky nostalgia.